Category Archives: funny bits

At Sydney Airport with Hannah

How hacking is like sex

To assume someone is a criminal when he brags that he is a hacker is like assuming someone is a rapist if he tells you he has had sex. In both cases he may just be a wanker.


At this time of year it is not safe to ride without at least one WMD – or ‘Weapon of Magpie Distraction’ for the uninitiated. I find magpies particularly distracting while I’m riding, so I’d really like to return the favour by making a few of them feel really distracted. On many days lately when […]