Category Archives: funny bits

How hacking is like sex

To assume someone is a criminal when he brags that he is a hacker is like assuming someone is a rapist if he tells you he has had sex. In both cases he may just be a wanker.

WMDs

At this time of year it is not safe to ride without at least one WMD – or ‘Weapon of Magpie Distraction’ for the uninitiated. I find magpies particularly distracting while I’m riding, so I’d really like to return the favour by making a few of them feel really distracted. On many days lately when [...]

home-grown terrorist threat revealed

According to ABC online "John Howard says he has intelligence now he did not have at the weekend". Taking his statement at face value I’m sure most Australians would want to congratulate our Prime Minister. Many of us have noticed over the last few years how very distressing it is to watch an important world [...]